attention perishable girls:
its going to be room temperature today. be careful out there.
Sending this to my milk 🙏 thank you
oh my god and it’s a Canada Goose so this is the equivalent of befriending a small demon
OP you’re wrong. Duck, duck is the most perfect name for a goose, ever.
Anonymous asked:
is "stoner" like a slur? sorry im new to lgbt
mirakurutaimu answered:
yeah i can reclaim tho
Stop pussy footing around it. Are you coming to my Chinese giant salamander's bar mitzvah or not
oh to cook with my wife and stand directly in front of cabinets and drawers she needs to open